Ang lamig lamig na nga, naga-aircon pa.
Naglalakad kasi ako pabalik sa bahay ko. Yung kamay ko nakahawak na sa braso ko sa lamig. Tapos maririnig ko yung sound ng aircon. Aba, ano balat niyo?
(Source: fashionaddiction, via modernpoets)
Cereal guy…made of cereal
this is just awesome
too awesome not to reblog.
^ yup
(Source: damnthatswhack, via modernpoets)
Pitch for the Brother IntelliFax 2800 App Store (The Fap Store)
As you have probably heard, I swept the judges off their feet at SXSW this year and won the title of Worst Website Ever (and $10!). I know many of you could not attend but are still interested in investing, so I’ve made a recording of the presentation. You’re welcome.
Please contact me immediately by mailing a stack of money to my apartment.
(via bullshit)

